Just Wondering

                                       
                                           
or                                         
Why Wars Will Never End                     
                                           
                                       
My bowels are acting weird today          
like they're getting rid of everything   
they don't want because they're moving.    
You can never tell about such things.               
Maybe they're waiting for me to                
order them to go to sleep,               
not that they would care.                     
                                        
Isn't this information just what       
you've been waiting for?  Waiting?          
My bowels aren't waiting for anything.         
I mean, garbage in / garbage out, you know.          
Say, what do you make of five carrots           
and one tangerine?  Or a crust of bread          
and a can of 3.75 ounces of sardines?              
                                            
                                          
                                           
                                         
                                              
                                           
                                          
tg00037